TEN REASONS WHY THE SUPER BOWL IS BETTER THAN SEX

This topic really shouldn’t make sense and maybe it doesn’t in reality. But let’s face it, a football game should always take second place in this derby.

The real trick is to find ways to make the Super Bowl run at the front of the pack.

Here’s how:

A Super Bowl doesn’t have surprises like little Super Bowls nine months later.

People can easily tell when a Super Bowl is over.

A sizeable number of people leave happy when they experience a Super Bowl.

You are actually encouraged and expected to leave shortly after the end of a Super Bowl.

Very little medication is required after a Super Bowl.

Conversations after Super Bowls are interesting.

Super Bowls are not jealous about the World Series.

Many people can experience a Super Bowl at the same time and not be uncomfortable in the same room together.

Laughter during a Super Bowl commercial will not cripple anybody emotionally.

Super Bowls only require a great game once a year.

COMMENTS

BERNIE:"All excellent reasons, and they continue to make more sense with the passage of time."

DENNIS""Laughter during a Super Bowl commercial will not cripple anybody emotionally."