TEN TIPS ON HOW TO BLOW UP A MARRIAGE FROM A GENUINE EXPERT-JOHN EDWARDS
Advice on total marital destruction might be the strongest suit for former (now very former)
Here are ten ways to nuke a marriage from the man who knows the game:
The first thing that Johnny did right was run for a very public job. This ensured that he had a spotlight on him at all times.
The second thing that he figured out was how to get back in the dating scene while he was still married.
The third thing that he managed to produce was a child with his girlfriend instead of his wife.
The fourth thing he managed to build was a web of deceit about his kid and point a paternity finger at his public relations aide and right hand man, Andrew Young, as the real father.
The fifth thing that the photogenic would-be president did right was to film a few game highlights from his romance with his girlfriend.
The sixth thing that made his fiasco a little more circus-like was to misplace the sex tape starring Edwards and his girlfriend.
The seventh thing that Edwards did well was hire a loyalty- challenged aide like Andrew Young to take a bullet for him- but only for awhile until the book deal broke for Young.
The eighth thing that Edwards did right was not to recognize that an opportunist like Young had far fewer scruples than writing skills.
The ninth thing that Edwards did very well was to humiliate his wife in front of a large general TV audience, and his girlfriend in front of a yet-to-determined porn TV audience.
The tenth thing Edwards did well was not to wait at least until he became president to get back in the dating game.
SERGE:""They just have to introduce me to there wifes...LOL"