CHICK FLICKS:A PUZZLE THAT NO GUY WILL EVER SOLVE OR UNDERSTAND
Most guys will freely admit that they would probably choose a spinal tap medical procedure over a chick flick. We just don’t get these movies.
The woods are full of the standard "boy meets girl” plotline that usually starts with a disagreeable meeting in which the guy is a complete a$&(#le to the girl. The early days of movies had lively banter between the couple as they drift from irritation to affection and little has changed since then in the plotline.
Except that the language has lurched into R-rated exchanges and there is a possibility of nudity.
The biggest problem with chick flicks is that they have the timeline wrong. Most guys are on their best behavior in the early stages of a relationship. They become a$%@!es after they are comfortable enough to be themselves. Chick flicks have this backwards because guys become great guys by the end of the movies.
This defies the natural order.
A BIZARRE VALENTINES DAY LOVE PLAN:DOING IT IN THE RESTAURANT WASHROOM
The big plus is that Mildred’s has just become famous with all of the free publicity from their food and lust program. The negative might be that the publicity might scare away prudish diners.
Mildred’s has attempted to satisfy two primal urges at once with this promotion and, if you added TV, you would have the George (Seinfeld show) Costanza perfect trifecta of fun.
The gamble didn’t pay off for George, but maybe food and sex is a good combination platter for Mildred’s
WHY YOU NEED MY STAR MESSENGER:EFFECTIVE WRITTEN COMUNICATION SERVICESYou have a business that requires your undivided attention. Unless that business is written communication, you do not need to divide your time between your business and distractions like written correspondence for your business. It doesn’t really make sense to waste time on something that you hated in school like English composition. That is where we can take away the pain of written communication for you.
We see a lot of incredibly bad written communication that represents companies in a very unprofessional manner. Poor spelling, grammar and garbled sentences may have very little to do with the quality of your product and/or services, but that is how you may be represented in the public eye. Fairly or unfairly, you and your business will be judged by an unprofessional style of written communication.
TEN REASONS WHY "LOST" IS BETTER THAN "GILLIGAN'S ISLAND"
"Lost" showed up forty years later on TV and, by then, the game had changed.
Ten reasons why "Lost" is better than "Gilligan’s
TOUGH TO GET MY SPACE GEEK ON WITH NO MOON SHOT
President Obama sent a round of phasers through the space program after he blew another lunar program out of the sky. The plan was another lunar landing by 2020. This plan seemed achievable since we already landed on the moon forty years ago, but it is no longer on the table.
I am old enough to remember the first lunar landing and I think I speak for a lot of former space nerds when I ask what the hell happened in four decades? I thought that we would have condos on Mars by now, and I would be living next door in the clouds to George Jetson.
But that is not quite how things work out in space world.
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