WHEN DRUNKEN FOOLS WATCH WAY TOO MANY SIMPSONS EPISODES

A crime spree in Calgary Alberta Canada resulted in arson, beheaded statues and a generous dollop of complete stupidity.

Two individuals were arrested after a brief rampage in which the dynamic duo attempted to torch the Italian Club, a car, and any combustible item within range of their war on common sense.

They decided to execute a couple of expensive statues, somehow managed to behead the figurines, and then lost the statues' heads.

It was apparent that these two idiots had already lost their own heads much earlier in the evening.

Eventually emergency personnel arrived on the scene and the police promptly arrested one of the arsonists/ buffoons at the scene. One can only assume that he was either brain-dead or really proud of his work. Most bets are on both.

The initial police and fire investigation into the arson was interrupted when the other idiot ambushed the investigators with a barrage of metal screws launched via his slingshot. Bart Simpson (aka Dennis the Mennis) was promptly arrested for his good marksmanship.

This whole escapade would have Three Stooges written all over it- if these two MENSA candidates had made one more friend at the meetings.

But they are now in custody and presumably banned from future possession of slingshots when they are released back into society.

COMMENTS

DENNIS:"Have you watched "Family Guy" lately?"