14 LESSONS THAT MOVIES HAVE TAUGHT US OVER THE YEARS

There is something to be learned from every movie. The most obvious lesson is that a lot of brutally bad movies have hijacked your cash over the years.

But you can extract a message every time if you look for it.

Here are a few examples.

'Deliverance': Crossbow arrows can leave a pretty big mark, and homosexual hillbillies really dig Ned Beatty.

'Titanic': You get what you pay for when it comes to cruises.

'Pretty Woman': Wealthy men will marry hookers if they look like Julia Roberts.

'King Kong': Giant monkeys that are attracted to hot blonde human beings are headed for a pretty big fall.

'ET': Aliens aren't always obsessed with probing people.

'Back to the Future': DeLoreans with the optional time travel package will bring a pretty fair buck at Barrett Jackson.

'Vanishing Point': Sometimes it's smarter to pay off a small bet than to run a 1970 Challenger into a couple of bulldozers at 120 mph.

'Sex and the City': Men will go to horrific chick flicks unless they choose to remain celibate for a long time.

'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid': The fall didn't kill them but the Bolivian army had better luck.

'Scarface': An ambitious refugee can climb the ladder of success much quicker in America with a good attitude and an automatic weapon.

'Gone with the Wind': The South lost the war.

'The Sixth Sense': Bruce Willis mistakenly believed that he was still alive and could act.

'Easy Rider': There are times when a one-fingered salute is probably inappropriate.

'Jaws': Sharks aren't fussy eaters.

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