WHAT IS IT ABOUT NEW YORK THAT GETS TERRORISTS SO P****ED OFF?

Rude cab drivers? David Letterman? That bizarre Times Square hippy/cowboy that appears to enjoy life without Wrangler jeans-or even pants for that matter? Or did the Chairman of the Board sing ‘New York New York’ one too many times?  I don’t know the answer because I don’t exactly rub elbows with Osama and the boys.

However something about New York really rubs these guys the wrong way. But they deliver war on a tight budget, so the latest guy bought a beater and parked his crude bomb-mobile in the heart of New York.

Fortunately his half-assed bomb failed to detonate and now this guy will likely never see daylight outside of a super prison again for his efforts.

Those of us who live outside of the crazy zone are puzzled by these guys. They are willing to die, or at least become somebody’s prison love puppet, for the cause.

And we don’t quite understand the cause, mainly because we have a limited number of causes that we are willing to die for- and yeah- it’s a very short list.

Low on the list is an ideological driven attempt to destroy a giant city with a reasonably priced used car full of crude explosives. The word on the terrorist is that he was a fairly intelligent guy, but his game plan was a little flawed, to say the least.

We may have to re-think that IQ part for this clown.

At what point did this bozo figure that a crude bomb that failed to detonate would be a ladder to success? He went to a lot of trouble to create a bomb that would have embarrassed Wile E Coyote and he failed to get the VIP pass to the hereafter with all of the hot babes. Mainly because he didn’t die for his efforts and there is a big gap between Heaven and the American prison system.

So now he is a guest of the American justice system with a fairly unpopular reason for incarceration. He will have plenty of time to decide whether his Three Stooges terrorist attack was worth the effort before and after he came up with such a bad reason to visit New York.

Maybe he should have visited the Empire State Building instead.

COMMENTS

DENNIS:"Do you think we would have seen half the coverage of this if this inept Punk if he had tried this anyplace else but that "Metrosexual Freak Show" of a city that happens to be the home of all the major TV news networks?"