DRINKING-THE WORLD'S BEST ICEBREAKER FOR IMMATURE TWENTY-SOMETHING GUYS
Many early twenty-something guys have severely limited, emotionally stunted social skills-but happily enough, nature gave them a great equalizer named Mr. Alcohol.
First of all, there is credibility in the term “liquid courage”. The Romans liked to say in their best Latin- “in vino veritas” or “there is truth in wine”. In reality, “there is courage in wine”.
Sure, the odds are pretty good that liquor-fueled bravery is far more likely to get you and your closest friends into a nasty brawl with a bunch of humor-impaired bikers than a night with a babe.
But every now and then you, or one of your buddies, will do enough shots to get swept up in the vortex of tequila magic. You’ll hit on the best-looking female in the greater metropolitan area of
All this happens because the tequila aimed you at a goddess. A goddess who is so attractive that… when viewed with sober eyes, she can only be looked at like the sun-for brief periods of time.
But that seventh rum and coke can give you the balls to step into the ring with an angry Mike Tyson or… take a shot at this babe.
The other huge factor is that the goddess is drunk too. Suddenly you look like Brad Pitt to this dangerously impaired female. And that testosterone boost she gets from being gunned can only be good news for you to offset the clumsy game plan that could only come from a 21 year old rookie.
That’s when a few well-timed shots that taste like grape Kool-Aid but kick like Ozark moonshine can get you past the rope barriers-into a magical world that would humble the wildest dreams of the late Walt Disney.
That’s the kind of experience that makes you think that vodka is ridiculously under-priced.
In fact it’s more like a Mastercard commercial. Priceless
