TOP TEN REASONS WHY DAVE LETTERMAN SHOULD FRIEND-LINK WITH ME

 

DAVID LETTERMAN needs a few good friends-the kind of friends who don't know where he lives or have his personal phone number.

That's me so here are ten solid reasons why Dave and I should be link buddies:

TEN:I am Canadian, so I am automatically polite and hip like Paul 

 

NINE: I never, never condemned Dave for pushing Tom Snyder into the day after Tomorrow in the 80s

EIGHT: I have a vague notion about what a Hoosier is

SEVEN: I believe that Johnny really wanted Dave to have the keys to the Tonight Show   

SIX: I believe that understated cynicism is the highest form of funny  

FIVE: I didn’t see his Academy Award host show   

FOUR: I don’t watch awards show of any kind, so Dave can dabble in Emmys or Grammy host jobs and I won’t see them either                                                                                                  

THREE:I’m a car guy…whoops wrong late night host  

TWO: I am old enough to remember when the Ed Sullivan Theater employed Ed Sullivan    

ONE: I really need a famous friend to complete number 37 on my bucket list

COMMENTS

ANGUS:I know for a fact you abandoned Dave when Bud Melmen sang Love me do. You still haven't got over that.

Anyway he probably has an intern managing his Facebook and she's most likely too busy managing Dave's hands to add you.   "

PETER:"I love Angus' comment, it took me a LOOOOOOONG time to forgive Dave for that Beatles tease!"