TEXTING MEETS CHEATING AND BEARS AN OFFSPRING NAMED CHEXTING
We live in a brand new techno-world that has changed the game in life. We are now more connected than ever, and everything is probably on our permanent record. Nothing gets buried or undone in cyber-world. Just ask the perverts on Dateline’s ‘To Catch a Predator’ program.
Lately a few celebrities have left a text trail of embarrassing infidelity on the phones of a bevy of bimbos while they nuked their marriages in the process. I just have to think that a guy like Einstein or (even Jethro Bodine from the Beverly Hillbillies) would have been smart enough to avoid such a simple error in smart behavior.
Let’s just throw out the ethical side of cheating and examine the logic behind a trail of bimbettes in the lives of married celebrities.
Guys like Tiger Woods and Jesse James seem like intelligent cats, but they have not shown many signs of smart in their personal lives.
A phone call is one thing, but a kinky text message is a whole ‘nother program for these guys. They should have figured out that fame has its privileges, but it also comes with a big price tag. A permanent record of highly incriminating conversation would destroy OJ Simpson’s legal Dream Team in a court of law. Even Perry Mason couldn’t win these cases.
So a lesson gets learned in this latest technology: If you want to cheat on your wife, then do it with an Amish girl.
Go 19th century and you have a slim chance that your own stupidity and misplaced trust in some sketchy gold-digging- fame-craving bimbo will not be recorded for posterity- no-make that fun and profit.
Incidentally gentlemen, the stints in rehab are a joke. Nobody has ever believed that horniness is an actual disease (that celebrities get) on which to pass the buck for bad behavior. That undoubtedly includes your soon- to- be- ex-wives and their legal counsel.
However your private lives are really none of my business. But drunk-dialing and chexting just kind of dump it in the public’s lap, whether we want it or not. And that my friends, is the not-so-smart part of your game plan.
But anyhow, congratulations gentlemen, it’s not often that a guy gets to be the inspiration for a new word like "chexting".
