Car Show Commandments - A Public Service
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show and shine commandments
- PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY VEHICLE... I WILL EXTEND THE SAME COURTESY TO YOUR WIFE
- MY VEHICLE IS NOT A PLAYGROUND FOR YOUR KIDS
- MY TIRES ARE NOT A HALFWAY POINT FOR YOUR DOG'S TERRITORY AND MY PAINT ISN'T A SCRATCH TEST-PAD FOR PURSES,BUCKLES AND CAMERAS
- DON'T POP THE HOOD OR OPEN THE DOORS WITHOUT PERMISSION AND I WON'T WALK IN NAKED WITHOUT KNOCKING AT YOUR HOUSE
- WE LOVE OUR RIDES LIKE WE LOVE OUR KIDS... CRITICISM IS TAKEN VERY PERSONALLY
