MEL GIBSON....WHEN BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO FORMERLY BANKABLE MOVIE STARS
Mel Gibson has done some great movies over the years. Too bad his claim to fame these days is a series of rambling phone calls to his Russian girlfriend.
Late night drunken phone calls to girlfriends have never been a great idea for guys, but we are usually misguided by the plucky notion that chicks really dig drunk dialing.
They don't, but at least most of us are smart enough to turn on what passes for our personal charm at 3am.
Mel Gibson had a different game plan with his phone calls.
WHEN DRUNKEN FOOLS WATCH WAY TOO MANY SIMPSONS EPISODES
A crime spree in Calgary Alberta Canada resulted in arson, beheaded statues and a generous dollop of complete stupidity.
Two individuals were arrested after a brief rampage in which the dynamic duo attempted to torch the Italian Club, a car, and any combustible item within range of their war on common sense.
They decided to execute a couple of expensive statues, somehow managed to behead the figurines, and then lost the statues' heads.
It was apparent that these two idiots had already lost their own heads much earlier in the evening.
OLD CAR HOARDERS-CLEARLY A CRIME AGAINST THE HOBBY...
I met a car guy recently who really needed a cuff in the head-he was the worst version of an old car hoarder. The kind of car hoarder who would rather see his cars rust into a pile of red dust before he'd sell them.
Car guys are...by nature, latent car hoarders.
THE MOST FAMOUS YANKEE NEVER TO PLAY A GAME: GEORGE STEINBRENNER
There are many among us who are not exactly huge baseball fans. But even non-baseball fans know George Steinbrenner was a famous New York Yankee legend-sometimes for all the wrong reasons.
The fact that he owned the Yankees is an amazing story.
JULY 2010-1962 PONTIAC BONNEVILLE:THE FAMILY PET THAT STAYED...
Don Durand was working in the Wyoming oil patch back in 1962 when he decided to buy a new car.
This Pontiac was purchased at Collinwood Motors in Greybull Wyoming for $4263.47-not a great deal of money now but it was a significant purchase 48 years ago.
That didn't matter.
- HOW TO AVOID BECOMING A DEEP FRIED APPETIZER: APPLIED PSYCHIC GENIUS
- HANDS-ON OR CHECK BOOK RESTORATION? WHICH STRATEGY MAKES SENSE...TO YOU AND YOUR WIFE?
- SUMMERTUNES 'EIGHTEEN WITH A BULLET': TOP 20 SONG FROM 1975 OR JUST A REALLY BAD IDEA?
- WE EXPLAIN WHY NICKLEBACK DOES NOT SUCK....IN OUR HUMBLE OPINION
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